🕵️♀️ Loose lips sink ships
The following transcript appeared in my inbox this morning from barackobama46@NSA.com.
The emailer warned me that any attempt to respond would be futile as the account is unmonitored. Source X has since disappeared from my building. I post this as a warning those who would question the power of the powers that be1.
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LOCATION: Lenox Coffee, 60 W 129th St, New York, NY 10027
DATE: March 24 2014
TIME: 11.42am - 11.48am
PARTICIPANTS: Source X (US Citizen) and Arthur Meek (Alien).
RECORDING METHOD: Microphone tap of AM's dead cellphone.
TRANSCRIPTION BEGINS.
(Sounds) Busy cafe. Footsteps approaching.
ARTHUR MEEK
Hey (Source X). Sorry I'm late. My phone died so I lost track of the time. What's this?
SOURCE X
It's your coffee. No milk right?
AM
How did you know?
SOURCE X
I asked the girl at the counter.
AM
She knows what I drink? Creepy. Hey, thanks for the invite.
SOURCE X
I'm glad you could meet up.
AM
I always have such good intentions about meeting my neighbours, but, you know...
SOURCE X
I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
AM