Dodgy Key Man

I'm holding out for a hero.

He's gotta be good, and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be charging half price

With apologies to Bonnie Tyler

I lost two car keys.

One key for each car. Maybe in the Irish sea. Maybe in a Chester foodcourt. Maybe in pub guest rooms in Wales or Nottinghamshire. Impossible to tell. I do the token ring-round, just in case. No luck.

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