Confessions of POTUS 59

The GOAT h-self. Of the people, for the people, by sortition.

sortition

/sɔːˈtɪʃ(ə)n/

The action of selecting or determining something by the casting or drawing of lots.

I am drawn to Congress at 8pm, in the middle of printing biscuits.

The notification pings as I instruct the squiggles. ‘Repeat?’ I say. The biscuit now reads ‘repeat’. It is acquired by the Smithsonian for a heap. My first thought is ‘this sucks’. I a…