My new friend.
Like, you know, an actual FLESH AND BLOOD friend! Who exists contemporaneously in my time and space. It's a giddy feeling.
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This is my first go at this new fangled video thing. So I won’t show you the whole she-bang. But there’s something interesting in this. I think… Potentially the new ASMR (I ain’t linking you to that internet rabbit hole, but if you don’t know what it is, google it).