Mando the Goat Herd Part 2/2

The second and final part of an exasperating trilogy.

Characters

Mando.   A shaggy young goatherd, heir to his family’s debts.

Pa.   Current proprietor of his family’s debts. Has no left hand.

Gran.  Pa’s mother, deaf as a hoot.

Splendid Pete.  The bank’s reposession agent.

As many goats as can be mustered.

If you haven’t read part one of this exasperating 2-part trilogy, you should, here.

For all the rest of you…

Last time on Mando the Goat Herd…

Gran points two guns at Splendid. Splendid points his cellphone right back at her.

Splendid: Now Gran, you have two guns with a limited amount of bullets. I have a smartphone. With one squeeze of the trigger you will kill me. With one squeeze of my thumb I can reach out and touch every bank official, police officer, SWAT team and lawfirm in this country. I will take pictures, send and receive email and have indecipherable hieroglyphics texted to me saying just how long they will take to arrive, take the farm, shackle you and put you in prison for the rest of your miserable days. Have a think old woman. …